You should leave office earlier on February 14th so that your colleagues thought you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.I wish you were be my emergency contact person one day. I suspect you were cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend they are from you.Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.Thanks for secretly becoming my Valentine by hearting one of my tweets on Twitter.I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration gets a tone of likes. A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new i Phone! If you want to be happy with a man, you have to understand him a lot and love him a little. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St.
Funny single sayings for valentines day
Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day. Let’s celebrate 364 days without having to be thoughtful towards our loved ones.It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day.Valentine’s Day may be a success only if you get cards from a secret admirer, and that wasn’t just you sending this card to yourself. My love, I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you.The only time you sounded sexy was when you had a cold.
I wish a happy Valentine’s Day to someone who is already planning the best night of my whole life.For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do. May your status on Facebook do not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes I‘m only in this for your cute butt. You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.Your street won’t be the only thing getting plowed this Valentine’s Day. I wonder who has thought of Valentine’s Day – personally, I don’t need a special holiday to remind me that I’m single.I have a tradition to wish Happy Valentine’s Day to the person that I’ve slept with most recently. I dream about sleeping with you almost as often, as I dream of sleeping.